The new AT&T iPhone ads show celebs using Siri to plan their days. Here’s my version. All Zooey Deschanel’s dialogue is lifted straight from the commercial until after the director calls cut.
Zooey: Is that rain?
Siri: Look out a window.
Zooey (looking out window): Oh! Let’s get tomato soup delivered.
Siri: I found… wait, really? Tomato soup? You want to order the world’s easiest to prepare food? I know you sup on dewdrops, but you don’t have a can of soup in the house?
[Then things get weird]